Thursday, December 22, 2011

PRETTY MAGAZINE: THE HOUR

This was my first bit of contribution to Pretty Magazine, an all photo, fashion and culture magazine based in Wichita. I shot some of the Lost in Base photos in the middle and the images for the Caring Hands Humane Society adoption page at the end. There are a lot of great photos by some very talented people in there. Check it out!

Pretty Magazine
Issue 2
The Hour


Back story on my shoots:

Lost in Base was an electronic dance music show hosted by the Electric Collective. There were six rooms, 40 DJ's, go-go dancers, a butt ton of gyrating people and a freaking moon bounce! It was a myriad of electronica ranging anywhere from ambient to dubstep and over all a pretty awesome show. If you want to see more photos, go to electriccollective.com.

The shelter kitty shoot was fun and those cute little buggers were all over the place. Ava Woody (model), Kacy Crider (editor), Alexis Brock (videographer), and I were all stuck in the little white viewing room surrounded by about seven rambunctious kittens. You know you have an interesting photo shoot on your hands when you have a kitten climbing your leg at every turn... literally. Not that I minded though, they were so freaking adorable.

I'll be posting more images from each soon so stay tuned!

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

WHITE ROOM

I'm driving in my truck with two girls, both in their twenties. The conversation is light and flowing. Our chatter turns towards the interesting names that some artists give their studios and what we would all name our own. I then proceed to explain why I would name mine "The Station."

ME
"I'm naming mine The Station because the whole thing is completely white. As my brother and I were painting it, the song White Room by Cream popped into my head. We sang it heartily and it just fit! I'm totally going to hang black curtains up too."

GIRLS
(blank stares)

ME
"You know…"
(
I begin to sing terribly)
"In the white room, with back curtains, near the station…"

GIRLS
(silence)

ME
You know… Eric Clapton?

GIRL IN BACK SEAT
Yah, I've heard my dad play that.

ME
(awkward laugh)

The awkward moment came and went and the conversation rolled on without a hitch. I just felt like sharing that little bit of sadness.



That song fucking rules.
The End.

Monday, December 12, 2011

WSU: BATTLING FOR BASIC SKILLS CREDIT

Let me explain the two basic foundations for my return to college. First, I want to learn new art techniques and grow as an artist. Yes, a degree in graphic design from a state university would be awesome, but that is not my number one priority. I have been working in the design industry for years and none of that was attributed to a piece of paper from any college. Secondly, I'm affording tuition due to my GI Bill funding that I earned through military service. It only lasts two years so I have to make the most of it and learn as much about art as I can. That being said, WSU refuses to accept my English 101 and College Algebra credits. I've gone from department to department and everyone just keeps shuffling me along and washing their hands of me. I know it's just two measly classes but they have already cast aside most of my credits from Virginia. I will not let them bend me over the barrel this time.

The English department does not believe that CLEP (College Level Examination Program) exams prepare students enough for English 102. Hence, they are not accepted. The asinine thing is, I took 102 this semester at WSU and passed with an A. Now they want me take 101 because I never should have been cleared by my student adviser to take 102 in the first place. I went to the assistant director of the English department, swallowed my pride, and tried to plead my case. I explained that I barely have enough school funding from the government to get my Bachelors and that I couldn't afford tuition otherwise. Her response was that Butler (a community college here in Wichita) has cheap classes and that I could go there to take English 101. Wow, really? She might as well have said go away poor person. The second issue is a ridiculous technicality. I took College Mathematics and not College Algebra. Come on WSU, these are basic skills general education classes. Why is this even a fight?

When I was getting my degree in photography from Tidewater Community College in Virginia, it seemed a lot less full of filler. I took relevant classes and I didn't have to jump through hoops left and right. Of course there were prerequisites, but TCC seemed to cater more towards those that wished to learn. It's like WSU is primarily worried about the formalities and bureaucracy of the degree rather then helping people better themselves.

I'm going to try to talk to the dean next and if that doesn't work, I'll just walk. If they don't care about their students enough to be understanding in extenuating circumstances, then I don't want to be under their flag anyways. I'll take my money and dedication elsewhere.

Friday, December 9, 2011

Friday, December 2, 2011

UNDER THE COUCH

I just did something that I have never done before. It's one in the morning and I was looking for my phone charger in the dark living room. I knew where it was, under the couch. Without a second thought, I reached into the blackness and fished about until I found it.

Beneath the couch... in the pitch black living room... where the deepest shadows reside.

Maybe I'm not making this clear.

I just blindly jammed my meaty mitts under there! This is a place that horror movies use quite often for scenes of terror. Maybe a mutant freak was going to harmlessly watch us sleep but I spooked him into a murderous rage? Possibly a zombie plague infected baboon, loose from a government lab, was taking refuge? What if a flesh eating space slug was lurking below or a satanic clown?

OK, OK. There might have been a fat hairy spider or something. I watch too many movies.

It's still creepy though damn it.


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