X-MAS HIPPO

I am not a fan of Christmas music. Every year the entire world plays these annoying ditties over and over until I want to dig my ear canals out with an eggnog spoon. One of my sons toys, which he repeatedly pushes the button of, plays "I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas." This particularly obnoxious song is quite ludicrous. So this little girl wants a poop flinging, bulbous, death beast? I bet the youngster that's singing the song would be a lot less cheery when the "cute" pet hippo was mauling them with its flesh rending teeth and dragging them to a watery doom. So no Miss Gayla Peevey, your ears are not on straight. You're mind numbing tune is ripe with false information that hippos are house safe animals and putting millions at risk. Beware the hippo menace!

*ahem*

 Merry Christmas.