Wednesday evening, my daughter Alex caught a glimpse of my wallet. In case you haven't seen it or Pulp Fiction, it's the one I used for Random Object Thursday last week. Anyways, I just so happened to have my finger over the "FUCKER" part of the statement that's sewn into it. I avoided her questioning at that moment and made it disappear, quickly. I thought I was in the clear. I was wrong.
The next day on the way to drop her off at my mothers house for baby-sitting while I went to work, she ever so innocently asks again, "Why does your wallet say BAD MOTHER on it?"
This time I was ready.
"Well honey, it's because I am a bad mother... but I'm a great father, right?" I smartly replied.
"Oh… ya… that makes sense!" she says.
Daddy tactfully escapes another one. Muahahahahahahha!
nice good one!!!!!
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