DEVIANT GOLFER

So I tried golfing for the first  time the other day. I pounded a couple balls (uh huh huh huh) pretty damn far but the rest of the time... all in the rough baby. All I really want to do is whack the shit out of the damn ball as hard as I can like it kicked my momma in the face. I didn't do so hot and golfing isn't something I plan on taking seriously or doing again anytime soon but it was amusing none the less.