I just did something that I have never done before. It's one in the morning and I was looking for my phone charger in the dark living room. I knew where it was, under the couch. Without a second thought, I reached into the blackness and fished about until I found it.
Beneath the couch... in the pitch black living room... where the deepest shadows reside.
Maybe I'm not making this clear.
I just blindly jammed my meaty mitts under there! This is a place that horror movies use quite often for scenes of terror. Maybe a mutant freak was going to harmlessly watch us sleep but I spooked him into a murderous rage? Possibly a zombie plague infected baboon, loose from a government lab, was taking refuge? What if a flesh eating space slug was lurking below or a satanic clown?
OK, OK. There might have been a fat hairy spider or something. I watch too many movies.
It's still creepy though damn it.
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