ROT: SWITCHBLADE

Everyone should carry a knife on them. I feel like I'm missing an essential piece of me when I forget my blade. Think of all the uses!?

Caught in your seat belt in a car accident? Slice! Need to rend the meal you just caught? Hack! Can't open your pack of bubble gum? Slash! The Joker got you backed into a corner and the end is in sight? Stab!

I think you see my point. Get it... point!?
*ahem*
Never mind.
This one is a ten dollar piece of crap I got online but it still does the job.