CHICKS VS ROBOTICS

On Facebook today, my good friend Kat had an update saying "If men gave us woman as much attention as a Playstation we would be constantly satisfied". I do agree but it really made me think about the other side of the argument. Also, I'm not limiting this to only Playstation or even video games in general. I kinda think of it more as automatous forms of entertainment.

The Artificial Pluses:
-One push of a button and it's ready to make you smile.
-It never tires.
-It never lies.
-It will give you happiness at anytime, day or night.
-It's up for quickies.
-It role plays a billion different personalities.
-If you don't like something you can easily upgrade to make it fit your needs.
-It doesn't talk back or nag or yell or cry to get it's way.
-It doesn't hold a grudge or bring up billion year old crap just to try and win an argument.
-It won't cheat on you but will gladly have orgies with your friends.
-It won't leave you randomly after years of love but totally won't care if you do.
-It won't yell or nag at you.
-It's doesn't have a core of reason surrounded by a sea of emotional land mines.

The Intimate Companion Pluses:
-It will have sex with you.

So in the end, the girls win but man what a fight! Mark my words girlies, one day there will be cyborgs or pleasure bots or something like that and they will have sex with us. On that day women, beware.

Note: This also applies to same sex or whatever sex partners you might have. Booyah.